Bone Pole (Quests)

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Bone Pole

Below is a list of the quests available for the Bone Pole.

Note there are no scaled difficulty levels. They are replaced by some descriptions.

There are 10 Bone Pole Dishes.

Bone Pole Quests[edit]

Jurassic Ribs[edit]

Left

  • Difficulty: Shallow Dig
  • Description: A rack off something that has been dead for two hundred million years and is still the best thing anyone has eaten down here. Earl swears the marinade is the fissure water. Nobody has asked what else is in the fissure water.
  • Pole Requirements: Level 0+ Bone Pole


  • Rewards:


Scrambled Rex Eggs[edit]

Left

  • Difficulty: Honest Labor
  • Description: Three eggs, and every one of them took two deckhands and a plank to move. Served with the shell still on the side because throwing it out felt disrespectful.
  • Pole Requirements: Level 12+ Bone Pole


  • Rewards:


Megalodon Pie[edit]

Left

  • Difficulty: Deep Cut
  • Description: A pie so wide the galley had to build the tin around it. The crust is scored in a pattern the cook insists is decorative and everyone else reads as teeth.
  • Pole Requirements: Level 28+ Bone Pole


  • Rewards:


Extinction Soup[edit]

Left

  • Difficulty: Stone Trial
  • Description: Everything that went in was already gone when it went in. Served scalding, in a bowl of pressed ash, with a single crouton floating in the middle like a survivor.
  • Pole Requirements: Level 38+ Bone Pole


  • Rewards:


All-Clear Casserole[edit]

Left

  • Difficulty: Blacklung Test
  • Description: You do not eat it until the canary says you can. The canary has said nothing for eleven days, which the galley has chosen to file as approval.
  • Pole Requirements: Level 54+ Bone Pole


  • Rewards:


Hard-Hat Hash[edit]

Left

  • Difficulty: Molten Ordeal
  • Description: Cooked in a hard hat over a vent and served in the same hard hat, which is why the crew eats in shifts. Earl has one hat. Earl has always had one hat.
  • Pole Requirements: Level 66+ Bone Pole


  • Rewards:


Sediment Souffle[edit]

Left

  • Difficulty: Bedrock Challenge
  • Description: Nine layers, each one a different depth, and you are meant to be able to tell them apart. The cook brushes the top with a fossil brush before it leaves the galley, which he says is plating and which is plainly habit.
  • Pole Requirements: Level 80+ Bone Pole


  • Rewards:


Blast Radius Brulee[edit]

Left

  • Difficulty: Core Reckoning
  • Description: The crust is set with a controlled detonation, and the word controlled has been argued about at length. Everyone signs for their own portion.
  • Pole Requirements: Level 90+ Bone Pole


  • Rewards: 2 LG first time; 1 LG afterwards